Might be a redneck...
I would venture to guess that watching the
pbr bullriding pretty much qualifies one as a redneck... Ask me about the standings, I can tell you. Pretty crazy someone would compete in a sport like this that guarantees the participants will get hurt. don't worry I won't buy the nuthuggers.
Pink
So, I'm not denying Pink is a hottie or that some of her songs are catchy... I want to relay how I came home the other night and went into the computer room to talk to dad and after a little bit I started to make out what was playing the background, some song about being a girl or something, so I had to ask and the reply I got was "It's the new Pink album, dude!"... Man the tears of laughter where flowing. Luckily he was just listening online and hadn't bought the album.
59 Things a man can not do past the age of 30...
1. Coin his own nickname.
2. Use a wallet that is fastened with Velcro.
3. Rank his friends in order of best, second best, and so on.
4. Hacky sack.
5. Name his penis his name plus junior.
6. Hang art with tape.
7. Hang The Scream, unless he stole it from the Munch museum in Oslo.
8. Ask a policeman, "You ever shoot anybody with that thing?"
9. Ask a woman, "Hey, you got a license for that ass?"
10. Skip.
11. Take a camera to a nude beach.
12. Let his father do his taxes.
13. Tap on the glass.
14. Shout out a response to "Are you ready to rock?"
15. Use the word collated on his resume.
16. Hold a weekly house meeting with roommates.
17. Name pets after Middle Earth characters.
18. Jokingly flash gang signs while posing for wedding photos.
19. Give shout-outs.
20. Use numbers in place of words or locations, such as "the 411" for information, or "the 313" for Detroit.
21. Hug amusement-park characters.
22. Wear Disney-themed neckties.
23. Wake up to a "morning zoo."
24. Compare the trajectory of his life with those of the characters in Billy Joel's "Scenes from an Italian Restaurant."
25. Request extra sprinkles.
26. Air drum.
27. Choose 69 as his jersey number.
28. Eat Oreo cookies in stages.
29. Volunteer to be a magician's assistant.
30. Sleep on a bare mattress.
31. End a conversation with "later skater."
32. Hold his lighter up at a concert.
33. Publicly greet friends by shouting, "What's up, you whore?"
34. Wear Converse All Stars with a tuxedo.
35. Propose via stadium Jumbotron.
36. Decide anything based on the ruminations of Howard Stern.
37. Call "shotgun" before getting in a car.
38. Dispute someone else's call of "shotgun."
39. Whine.
40. Mist up during Aerosmith's "Dream On."
41. Purchase fireworks.
42. Google the word vagina.
43. Ride a pony.
44. Sport an ironic mustache.
45. Hit 13 against a 6.
46. Organize a party bus.
47. Say "two points" every time he throws something in the trash.
48. Buy a novelty postcard in another country of topless women on a beach and write, "Wish you were here" on it.
49. Keg stands.
50. Purchase home-brewing paraphernalia.
51. The John Travolta point-to-the-ceiling-point-to-the-floor dance move; also that one from Pulp Fiction.
52. Put less than ten dollars' worth of gas in the tank.
53. Keep a minuscule amount of marijuana extremely well hidden.
54. Read The Fountainhead.
55. Watch the Pink Floyd laser light show at a planetarium.
56. Refer to his girlfriend's breasts as "the twins."
57. Own a vanity plate.
58. Whippits.
59. Say goodbye to anyone by tapping his chest and even so much as whispering, "Peace out."
Jenny Lewis
I've been listening to this album quite a bit lately. Kinda of a folky sound. Check them out when you get a chance.
New Jeep Pics
So here are a few pics of the new jeep.
Last Starfighter...
I had not thought about this movie in a long time until yesterday they had it playing at the gym where i workout. I couldn't leave until i finished the movie. I forgot about the kickass scene where he used the last resort button and his ship spins all around and he takes everyone out! Who couldn't like kickin' it with Grig?
Bleachers...
If you are getting bored with your workouts or plateaued, I suggest going for a few sprints up your local high school bleachers. I ran some the other night, talk about a shock to the body. Plus it makes for strong legs which we all worry about, right?
New Throw...
One of the newest throws i have learned in ju jitsu is ippon seoinage (one arm shoulder throw). You can check it out
here. I'll post some other techniques when i get some time...
I would venture to guess that watching the pbr bullriding pretty much qualifies one as a redneck... Ask me about the standings, I can tell you. Pretty crazy someone would compete in a sport like this that guarantees the participants will get hurt. don't worry I won't buy the nuthuggers.
I've been listening to this album quite a bit lately. Kinda of a folky sound. Check them out when you get a chance.
