Call him Curly Bill...
Dad now has two good eyes and a right to carry permit. That's a permit to carry a concealed weapon. In Dad's case a light weight 9mm. We went out to eat last night and Dad was strapped! I thought we were going to have to break out the weapon to get our check, Dad restrained himself. Just imagine the arguments I can win when i'm with dad, "Is there a problem here?" Pan to dad sliding his jacket back revealing the winning argument!
posted by sumobeats @ 6:50 AM
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The funniest part of that is that it isn't at all impossible. You did make one small mistake in that last line "pan to dad widening his eyes as he..."
that's the scariest story i've ever read. but yet, tears of laughter fill my eyes. sick and twisted. why, luke, why? how he and judy produced you and your brother is a mystery, it's a fuckin A&E special, i swear.
Oh my God! I love your dad! I can't take it...is he single? Nothing like a strappin man to make me feel safe.
was he wearing sweet cowboy boots too?
You know it! No bolo tie though... He also pointed out that he doesn't carry his gun without it being loaded. "You don't want to be foolin' around w/your gun when someone's shooting at you." Of course that happens often here!
Of coarse. Isn't it time for another post? What are you doing all day, working with computers or something?
we want more posts! mark, you spelled course wrong again...
of course i did. Post, post, post. We have been getting all kinds of great stuff in the mail. G wants to know if the scarf is for her, i said no way.
Hey we're snowed in, update and entertain me.
MORE POSTS! What's it gonna take??
Brother, how do you post a picture then text then another picture under it?
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